IqbBOc lol. So let me reword this. Thanks for the meal!!

JyE1tW Major thankies for the post.Much thanks again. Really Cool.

Wish I was a girl, so that I could pull boys' hair out and slap their faces off with impunity, whenever the spirit moved me. I can add that to my wishlist of reasons, such as always having a boy or man handy to blame everything on, never having to take responsibility for anything...

We got off the Titanic first.

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We never ejaculate prematurely.

When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.

If we have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, we're not the devil.

Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.

We can get off with those years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts.

If we cheat on our spouses, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.

We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.

Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Taxis stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

We can hug our friends without wondering if people think we're gay.

We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

New shoes gives us a whole new lease on life.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves, or our friends.

If we drop our shopping people don't laugh at us.

We don't have to watch our friends pee when we go to the toilet together.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

We can absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone suspecting our sexuality.

We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.

We can use cosmetics should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in.

We can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a "little woman syndrome."

We don't have to get our strength up between sessions... no it's much easier for us to get it in the first place.

Too dark for this board.  Let's do 18+.

Interesting and thought-provoking.  And given the penchant many school system administrators have developed for medicating kids, it may be closer to the truth than we imagine.

Just loved  it very interesting story